Some Of The Most Intriguing And Bizarre Facts About Chuck Norris


What’s not to love about Chuck Norris? From Walker, Texas Ranger, to serving in the US Air Force, and his rise to fame as a martial artist, who doesn’t know about Chuck? It all started with Conan O’Brien, and there’s even a Twitter page that throws out epic facts about Norris.

Typical facts about Chuck Norris are as followed — “Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting, but he’s not acting” or “Chuck Norris can divide by zero.” Heck, even Norris himself finds these jokes hilarious, and even released the Offical Chuck Norris Factbook. Thanks to his book and his facts, here some of the most intriguing and bizarre facts about Chuck Norris.

 The Answer To A Mystery?

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Chuck Norris knows Victoria’s Secret. It’s a secret I’ve wanted to know for so many years, right boys?

Chuck Turns 18


When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out. Just the perfect badass move when Chuck became a man. His parents were ever so courageous to voluntarily move out instead of carrying on the tradition of their child moving out at 18 years old.


Where’s Jaws?


When Chuck Norris swims in the ocean, the sharks are in a steel cage. There’s no doubt that Chuck Norris can hold his breath long enough to shoot down the enemy. If Chuck Norris was in Jaws, he would have destroyed the crap out of that shark.

April Fools

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Chuck Norris’ calendar goes straight from March 31 to April 2. No ONE fools Chuck Norris. You don’t mess with Chuck, you just don’t. If you’re brave enough to pull a prank on him, you will immediately regret it.